I can’t tell you how many dam times I’ve been to the hospital in a panic thinking I had some sort of STD. It’s hot down here in South America. I like to go running a lot. If I’m not running, I’m usually doing something active with nature. Heat and moisture are the foundation for bacteria problems. I’m also getting blowjobs (without a condom) on a regular basis. The mouth is curious subject. It’s almost guaranteed that a bbbj will not run the risk of transferring a STD, however, as we all know.. the mouth is dirty. If you don’t brush your teeth at least twice per day, it will be a bacteria war zone. Cocks are delicate little bastards and were not made to handle bacteria infested mouths on a constant basis (however my cock has battled them pretty well over the test of time).
Every year, about twice a year I would say, red dots or a rash will pop up on my cock. It’s called balanitis – it’s not an STD but rather a fungus that goes away after about 5 days if treated properly. The first time I had it was when I returned to the US after a trip to Colombia, I didn’t know what it was and I was too much of a little girl to go to the hospital to find out what it was. It lingered for months until it finally went away. Little did I know this was going to be a relationship with fungus that I would see about twice a year.
If I never went to the hospital, I wouldn’t know how to treat balanitis, therefore I am thankful that I did (and because I am sharing this with you all, I’ll save you the time and pain). It’s just very embarrassing going to the hospital, especially here in Brazil because in each time that I went, it was always a female nurse that took a look at my problem. I’m just thankful that none of them laughed at my little demented penis when I pulled down my pants for them to inspect. But I can sit here today and tell you how to treat this problem that is a regular amongst men here in Brazil.
A little reason why I am writing about this now is because I am dealing with this problem RIGHT NOW, god dammit. I was due. I’ve just been getting so drunk and getting blowjobs by the hour, making the jaws of every whore I encounter test their durability and mental patience. But good thing I know how to treat this dam thing. I am banging this hot 18 year old chick right now (on the cheap) so it’s imperative that I get my god dam cock back in order. I’m on my 4th day of trying to heal and the redness is almost gone. I think in a another 2 days I’ll be free.
Treatment for Balanitis
This is what works for me and it works like a charm. Before your trip to Brazil, go to your pharmacy of choice and buy these two things: Clotrimazole cream and Hydrocortisone Cream. A touch of Lotrimin ultra I feel gives the process a good kick also. You can’t buy or find that stuff in Brazil, so pack before your trip.
I don’t mean to scare you but there is no need for me to hide from this problem. Just maybe it will save you from a panic and from going to the hospital.