A Must Read (STD Scare) – The Whore Monger

A Must Read (STD Scare)

I can’t tell you how many dam times I’ve been to the hospital in a panic thinking I had some sort of STD. It’s hot down here in South America. I like to go running a lot. If I’m not running, I’m usually doing something active with nature. Heat and moisture are the foundation for bacteria problems. I’m also getting blowjobs (without a condom) on a regular basis. The mouth is curious subject. It’s almost guaranteed that a bbbj will not run the risk of transferring a STD, however, as we all know.. the mouth is dirty. If you don’t brush your teeth at least twice per day, it will be a bacteria war zone. Cocks are delicate little bastards and were not made to handle bacteria infested mouths on a constant basis (however my cock has battled them pretty well over the test of time).

Every year, about twice a year I would say, red dots or a rash will pop up on my cock. It’s called ‎balanitis – it’s not an STD but rather a fungus that goes away after about 5 days if treated properly. The first time I had it was when I returned to the US after a trip to Colombia, I didn’t know what it was and I was too much of a little girl to go to the hospital to find out what it was. It lingered for months until it finally went away. Little did I know this was going to be a relationship with fungus that I would see about twice a year.

I can’t believe I’m showing you my cock, but I’m doing the community good. Honesty and having no ego is a great combination. As you can clearly see, my cock won’t ever win any awards for its beauty or size. Notice the red spot, that is balanitis (a fungus caused by plaque from a dirty woman’s mouth).

If I never went to the hospital, I wouldn’t know how to treat balanitis, therefore I am thankful that I did (and because I am sharing this with you all, I’ll save you the time and pain). It’s just very embarrassing going to the hospital, especially here in Brazil because in each time that I went, it was always a female nurse that took a look at my problem. I’m just thankful that none of them laughed at my little demented penis when I pulled down my pants for them to inspect. But I can sit here today and tell you how to treat this problem that is a regular amongst men here in Brazil.

A little reason why I am writing about this now is because I am dealing with this problem RIGHT NOW, god dammit. I was due. I’ve just been getting so drunk and getting blowjobs by the hour, making the jaws of every whore I encounter test their durability and mental patience. But good thing I know how to treat this dam thing. I am banging this hot 18 year old chick right now (on the cheap) so it’s imperative that I get my god dam cock back in order. I’m on my 4th day of trying to heal and the redness is almost gone. I think in a another 2 days I’ll be free.

Treatment for Balanitis

This is what works for me and it works like a charm. Before your trip to Brazil, go to your pharmacy of choice and buy these two things: Clotrimazole cream and Hydrocortisone Cream. A touch of Lotrimin ultra I feel gives the process a good kick also. You can’t buy or find that stuff in Brazil, so pack before your trip.

I don’t mean to scare you but there is no need for me to hide from this problem. Just maybe it will save you from a panic and from going to the hospital.

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