The Whore Monger – The Whore Monger

Author: The Whore Monger

Gym

As much as I hate going to the gym I do it When I don’t I notice my belly Gradually begins to fold over when I sit on the …

Fame

Some of the most famous people I know are the biggest idiots which means you need to act like an idiot the biggest idiot of all time constantly be …

King of Thailand

The King of Thailand him and his son plastered all over the country on billboards on buildings especially on buildings of luxury if there is one man I would …

Only God Knows

Only god knows how many times she’s been fucked Only you might know how many cocks she might have sucked But who is with her at dinner tonight? Me. …

What Love Is

I don’t know what love is all I know is that when I get drunk I think about you and when I am bored I look at pictures of …