Bangkok, Thailand – Red Light District, Blowjobs, Prosititutes, Go Go Bars and Beer

Bangkok is on every whore monger’s bucket list no matter what their preferred taste in woman may be. It was my first time on a flight for more than 15 hours, I think it ended up being around 18 hours or so on the plane. I enjoyed the asian female stewardesses, they were pretty, always smiling… and how about a blowjob, if only. It was a much better experience than your normal American flight which usually consists a crew of at least one gay guy and a few old overweight busted blondes in their mid 40’s with makeup caked all over their faces with a dog shit attitude. Normally in a plane I feel a bit “all eyes on me” when I order a drink. People today don’t like to have fun like they used to. There were a lot of fun people on this plane and the drinks kept coming and coming and the hours kept going and going and I kept pissing and drinking and dreaming about that 20 dollar blowjob.

Overview

There is so much whoring and exploring to do in this town it would be impossible to cover it all in a week or two. If you want to get your cock dirty fast, book a hotel or hostel around Sukhumvit or Silom. There you will find the infamous Soi Cowboy and Patpong. It is easy to get around by using a tuk-tuk or uber so you shouldn’t have any trouble no matter where you are. Khao San Road is a good option for travelers on a budget for it has a ton of hostels and young travelers. Always use an Uber or a taxi when visiting a brothel. Just make sure the taxis’ turn on their meters. Do NOT tell taxi drivers where you are going or mention girls, message, or anything sex related (or else the taxi driver will drive you all across town), simply get dropped off near your whore house. If they do not turn on their meter, get out and wait for another taxi. Do NOT take a tuk-tuk to a brothel, BJ House, or any establishment like that because they will try to get a commission and that comes out of your pocket. The whore house will simply increase the cost when you get inside to cover the commission or it will be added to your taxi fare. A lot of taxi drivers will try to talk to you, this is not a place to be friendly. They will try to pry sex talk out of you and you do not want to fall into this trap. Simply say, “I no speak English” and if you say anything at all, simply say, “To see a friend in a hotel”.

Brothels

Bars, Go-go bars, pool table bars, massage houses, BJ houses are all pretty much brothels in one way or another. It’s just a form of preference on how you like to get to the end destination – a girl pulling your pants down and making it warm and wet. I preferred the bars and the BJ houses like Dr. BJ’s Salon and Lollipop because naturally I am a blow job connoisseur. My first piece of action came from a simple bar that was located 1 block from my hotel. I ordered a couple of Tiger beers and soon enough the working girls came over talking. Most of these girls are originally from the northern rural poor towns trying to provide money for their families. I was horny as hell and decided to take up a thai girl with a big ass and a nice pair of tits. It’s quite rare to see an asian girl with figures like this girl had. In order to talk with her I had to buy her a drink even though she hardly even drank it. When the beer got warm she offered me to buy her another one, and I did. I asked her how much it would be to take her back to my hotel, as it was one block away and I wanted her now. She said it would be a 400 baht bar fine and 2,500 baht to stay the night. She told me I could fuck her endlessly with one exception, that I take her out to dinner. I agreed and she fucked and sucked all night. She was a very nice girl. I treated her like a gentleman as I always do with my girls and I brought her out for a nice meal. After a good fuck in the morinng… I paid her, gave a tip, and she left… then I did a little dance in my room after the door closed. Man did I feel good. All that ass and I didn’t have to meet her mommy nor her daddy and I got to go eat miso soup for breakfast alone while my penis and I rested in peace.

  • Dr. BJ’s Salon – Address: 7/1 ซอย สุขุมวิท 61 Khlong Tan Nuea, Watthana, Bangkok 10110, Thailand – Phone: +66 2 651 2563 – Hours: 11:00 am – 1:00 am – Prices: 700 baht for a blow job. Website – http://bjbarbangkok.com/ – Overview: This is a sister establishment of Annie’s Soapy Massage and it’s a very good one. At any time they have around 20-60 girls on suck at any time. It’s best not to come in too early nor too late for the best experience. They have VIP rooms for more money but I prefer the BJ Chair in the standard room. I would rather sit in the big chair than receive a blow job on a bed. You can take 2 girls at once if you like, they will give you a discount but you have to ask. All the girls have regular STD checks so it would be rare to catch something from one of these whores through a bj. Don’t be scared.
  • Annie’s Soapy Massage – Address: Sukhumvit Soi 2 (raja complex), Nana, Bangkok 10110 – Prices: 2 hours in house cost 2500 baht. – Overview: Every room has a soapy tub and a spacious bed. Around 80 staff members but probably only 25 girls maximum on hand at any time.
  • Lollipop – Address: Sukhumvit Soi 10. Prices: 700 baht for bj. Overview: Located in Nana Plaza, it is one of the largest blow job bars in Bangkok. The girls will try to pry you in as you walk by and going with them isn’t such a bad idea. Let them suck it.

Red Light Districts

  • Nana Plaza – Address: Sukhum Vit, Krungthep Mahanakorn 10110, Thailand – This is a large 3 story red light district that includes places like Lollipop. Tons of Go-go bars are here, in fact, it’s almost all go-go bars.
  • Soi Cowboy – Address: Located between Sukhumvit Soi 21 and  Soi 23. There are over 40 bars and go go bars located here. You can take dancers out after paying a bar fine and fuck em! Lots of action and excitement.
  • Khaosan Road – Known as the backpackers district, you will also find many bars, street hookers, and normal girls looking to meet a western man.
  • Patpong – Address: Patpong 1 and Patpong 2 – Overview: Oh yes, you can find pretty much anything here brother. From girls shooting ping pong balls out of their pussy to blow jobs and sex… it’s all here.

Watch out for the ladyboys and keep your wallets close to you. Those lady boys have peckers like the that cartoon, Woody The Woodpecker. Their form of pecking is grabbing you by the arm as you walk by and you don’t want to pecker them. They are harmless however. Don’t be scared. If you don’t get grabbed or at least whistled at by a ladyboy, you were either cooped up in your hotel room because you were an idiot and travelled to Thailand with your girlfriend or you are a lawyer from Tennessee that says, “I don’t get involved with prostitutes, that’s beneath me and people who do that are sick” while he jerks off alone in his hotel every night.