Poems – Page 2 – The Whore Monger

Category: Poems

Fame

Some of the most famous people I know are the biggest idiots which means you need to act like an idiot the biggest idiot of all time constantly be …

King of Thailand

The King of Thailand him and his son plastered all over the country on billboards on buildings especially on buildings of luxury if there is one man I would …

Only God Knows

Only god knows how many times she’s been fucked Only you might know how many cocks she might have sucked But who is with her at dinner tonight? Me. …

What Love Is

I don’t know what love is all I know is that when I get drunk I think about you and when I am bored I look at pictures of …

NIVEA Milk

I’m the only one that lives in this studio so, naturally I keep my bottle of NIVEA milk lotion next to my desk it stares at me all day …

Understanding Men

A man can be madly in-love with a woman He can have sex and affairs with hundreds if not thousands of other women and come back home still madly …

Thai Poop

I must leave Bangkok There is a smell here This smell lingers all throughout Thailand I can’t pinpoint what it comes from I think it’s the food All that …