Hangovers Are Like Tits – The Whore Monger

Hangovers Are Like Tits

hangovers are like tits
you always forget what they feel like
when you’re not concussed by them
i’m in one now
it’s going on the third day
monday, masterbate all day
tuesday, masterbate all day
and now it’s wednesday at 6:09am
and i’m craving to masterbate
tonight was a long one
increased heart rate
the sweats
waking up to mosquito bites
walking to the kitchen for repellent
squirt squirt squirt
all over my body
then back to bed
bed sheets covered to the brim of my neck
then i’ll hear a mosquito whiz by my ear
turn on the lights
it’s nowhere to be seen
and it repeats
i swear i’ll never drink a…
yes you will
now go back to sleep