Huff Puff, the Poop Comes Out – The Whore Monger

Huff Puff, the Poop Comes Out

I got him
He wouldn’t have come out on his own
Without the huff and puff
3 beers down
And she is coming over
I got 30 minutes
Luckily my bathroom has a window
After the cigy I can feel him
I push with all I got until I hit the can
And he comes out with farts behind him
I’m clear
Hopefully the stink clears before she comes

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