hungover looking at a dog – The Whore Monger

hungover looking at a dog

i don’t leave my hole, my room much
when i am hungover
my eyes are dried
and scared to lay direct contact on anything
especially other eyes
it’s when i am really hungover that i love dogs most
that little twinkle in their eye that never goes away
that fast beating breathe and tongue
they never know when you are hungover
pet em
kiss their nose
hold their mouth shut
put a cookie on their snout
rub their belly
and hear them groan
and cuddle those loving dogs
friends forever
loyal little guys
but i got no time for dogs
they got to shit and eat and find happiness in me
i don’t have the time
i am the dog
that needs care
i love you

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