I FOUND THE PERFECT VAGINA! – The Whore Monger

I FOUND THE PERFECT VAGINA!

No I didn’t. I did not find the perfect vagina. We always think we will.

“She has the only vagina that fits my cock. She couldn’t possibly fit a girthier cock in that thing. How could she? It feels so tight!”

Yea, I’v been there kid.

What about the girl that details her thickest cock story to you in bed. When a chick, even if it’s your current love, does that. Just dump her right away.

I’m 32 years of age at the moment. In 3 years I’ll be able to run for president. If it were my choice, I’d up that age to 45.