I Sleep With Shit All Over My Bed – The Whore Monger

I Sleep With Shit All Over My Bed

i sleep with shit all over my bed
it’s a mess which includes my computer
phone, wires, 3 soft lightly densed pillows
condoms hitched to the left on a plank of wood
although I do prefer an abundance of fluffy sheets
i don’t have any, just one thin sheet
which barely covers my body
and I often lose it after two rolls
i guess I’m just too lazy to ask
it’s a lovely masterpeice

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