I’m a Sellout – The Whore Monger

I’m a Sellout

Maybe I made the wrong decision. I’m human. Who can deny money? I write about cheap whores, would it be wrong of me to act like one? A company came to me and wanted to make a deal in exchange for giving them monetizing rights to this website. I made the deal. Will this blog tank? Time will tell. Never in a million years did I think this site would or could make any money. I thought maybe I could sell a few books. I wrote a book and it sells a few but it ain’t no best seller nor does it make a living. All I try to do is write as honestly as I can. It just so happens that what I like writing about most is sex.

It may sound at times that I have a hatred or some sort of “thing” against women. I don’t. I think women are amazing creatures. I have a mother that I love dearly. Like all guys, I like to fuck. I don’t like emptying my bank account to do so. It’s that simple. If you don’t know, I am from the USA. In the US, it’s just too expensive and the obstacles you have to go through to get verified to fuck a chick is too much of a hardship. In Brazil on the other hand, all you need is a whatsapp and bang, it’s there. That easy. Just don’t bail on an appointment with a chick or you will get blacklisted and blasted on twitter accounts all over the internet.

Getting back to being a sellout. I’m proud of it and so would you. When you put your blood, sweat, and tears into something enough without any compensation, it feels good for it to unexpectedly pay off. They always say to do what you love, don’t do it for the money. I never cared much for that expression as we all work not doing what we love, but in order to get by.

Now I have the opportunity to write more. To travel more. To fuck more! To drink and write more. My contract is only good for a year but I’m going to make the most of it. I’m sorry if you can’t see my reports. At least you can still read my poems that I know you all love so much 🙂 This year I am going to travel to Spain and Russia to get my skinny dick wet. Russia – so big and so many little towns that we have no idea about. Oh RUSSIA, the home of women with daddy problems as the dads are all drunk on vodka! If this corona virus gets too out of hand I ain’t going nowhere. I do worry about Sao Paulo though, there are so many asians that live there. You have to imagine that there are a few asians that travel to and from Sao Paulo back to their home land. I more so worry about being locked down in a plane or a building than I am of actually contracting the virus. I am a young (30+) guy that has never had any health issues so what is there really to worry about.

Anyway, if you do buy a subscription, I thank you. I don’t want to seem like an ungrateful fuck. I’ll be producing at least 1 report every few weeks after April 1st, as that’s when my contractual obligations kick in. So, if I were you, don’t buy until then. One thing in my contract is that I can write anything, what are they going to do. I am still trying to figure out where to go and do mongering reports. I have now until April to figure it out. Please let me know in the comments where you would want to see detailed reports. I have to leave Brazil so it can be anywhere. I am thinking Russia at the very least.

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