My Landlady Lives Right Next Door To Me – The Whore Monger

My Landlady Lives Right Next Door To Me

my landlady lives right next door to me
it drives me crazy
she is nice and doesn’t bother me
it’s the anxiety
of not knowing whether or not she will be
there outside when I open my door
we are both awkward with our hello’s
i got drunk on her wine and made love to
her once
i think she is pushing 55 at least
born in Madrid
our sex together didn’t hinder anything
and I respect her for that
terrible kisser though
she wanted my whole face
i wish i drank more so I wouldn’t remember

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