Runaway Blowjob

i came from canggu
all the way to seminyak
only about a 15 minute ride
on my 3 dollar a day scooter
i made it my ritual
i’d always get my fried noodle meal and drinks at this restaurant
before my 37 dollar blowjob
this restaurant was called badung, or something like that
the sweetest people worked there
and there was this place across the street
frankenstiens
it was fun to drink
and watch the drunks across the street get drunk
they would stumble on the street
while somehow i would be getting drunk myself
watching
somehow staying out of the street
i guess i was always a responsible drunk
but all it takes is that one bad drunk decision
and you could be locked up for tens of years

my girl said she was sick
i asked, “too sick to give a blowjob?”
she said, “I think I am too sick, sorry”
i came all this way banking on her being available
and
giving me a blowjob
so i just kept drinking
and the waitresses were being more and more friendly
this one fat girl
wearing a polo ralph lauren full body skirt
it was yellow
i love yellow
she was fat and not someone i would seriously consider
but it happened
she got off work, said she was bored
i said “lets go get ice cream”
we went to some japanese place
sat down like we were a couple
it was scary
men and women started looking at me
it was that look
but i didn’t care
I knew I was getting a blowjob
we drove to the beach after the ice cream
stopped to get some beer first
she liked that Smirnoff flavored crap
I stuck to the beer
we went to the beach
saw the stars
drank
i felt her big fat boobs
kissed her
then after some time
we went back to my scooter
neither of us said where we should go
but i did the drunk thing to do
i didn’t ask questions and i headed for my place
we got lost
took about 45 min when it should have taken 15min
she showered, then i showered
i was feeling drunk, confident and therefore forceful
i started making her give me a blowjob Brandon Iron style
throating her
then soon i put it in her vagina and it was tight
super tight
i didn’t cum
but the next morning i did, all over her fat belly
i remember turning over and seeing her there
she was awake and trying to wake me up
i didn’t like that
i was in shock to see her there
thinking “this is going to be a long day”
and it’s the exact reason i like paying for it
i hate dealing with the morning after
of course i am acting different
i am not drunk and charming
instead i am fidgety and withdrawn
as i dropped her off later that day
i was happy
i thought “how stupid this woman, didn’t even ask for my number”
i though i was home free
until the next day
“George are you ok? – Maylin”
oh no, a fat crazy woman knows where i live
i road out the night knowing she probably wouldn’t come to my place
we did live about 1 hour away from each other
the next day, another phone call and text
i know she doesn’t work until 5pm
i just had this feeling that she was going to come hunt me down
right before i dropped her off, she told me her roommate was a guy from Jakarta
i saw him, he was a huge, bodybuilder type
i’d always rather be safe then sorry
i had a feeling she would show up
i got out of there
i packed my bags
booked a cheap hotel a few miles away
only scary thing is…
i didn’t use protection and i might have possibly ejaculated in her
please no
but i guess i’ll never find out
my sim card will be thrown away and off ill be on a plane tomorrow