Tokyo, Japan – Blowjobs in Pink Salons (Jan Jan & Happy Hinomaru)

As a blowjob connoisseur myself, Tokyo hits the spot. I was surprised to find out that a non-covered blowjob in Tokyo costs the same as Bangkok. At Jan Jan, you can get a blowjob for 3000 Yen, which equates to about 25 usd and at Happy Hinomaru it’s a bit more costing 4,300 Yen.

What are Pink Salons?

Pink Salons are BLOWJOB LOUNGES. If you are walking down the street, typically near a red light district of some sort and see a pink sign with prices listed or pictures of girls, it’s likely that it’s a “Pink Salon”. Not all Pink Salons, and most even, do not accept foreign men as customers. They will deny and shake their heads. There are plenty of reasons for their attitude towards foreign customers. Asian people are different. I used to think they were just robotic. That they didn’t posses the outgoing creativity of us Americans. What I have come to find out – The root of Japanese culture resides in respect and kindness, but the core of it is respect. And what can I say, we western people only treat people with respect when we want to or when we know the important “status” of another person, but here in Japan, everyone treats everyone with the utmost respect. I saw a group of young beautiful woman all saying goodbye to each other. They were waving and bowing, all with smiles on their faces and they were all dressed so well. I said to myself, “now these are women, real women” – not these dam cunts back home in America!

Jesus, I heard these loud annoying western woman in the lobby of my hotel during my stay in Tokyo, their voices deep sounding and I could tell, I could tell they were trying to sound loud and I know why. They weren’t getting any attention due to all the extremely feminine classy looking Japanese girls everywhere. I’ve been done on those cunts for a long time.

As a guy that loves Brazilian women. I am starting to think, if I could somehow find a full blown 100% Brazilian girl born in Japan – now that would be something.

I really thought I’d be one spicy tamale here in Japan, I thought maybe at least 10% or even 5% of the women here would find my western face to be something interesting. They don’t look. Maybe it’s because Japan is a city country and in cities, I don’t care where you are in the world, women are harder to come by. I lived in NYC for two years and only got laid once and that one time was with a school teacher and I didn’t even remember having sex with her due to the drinks.

Despite them not giving the eye, Japanese girls are very easy to approach. Just go to Shibuya in Tokyo or Namba in Osaka, and go up to pretty girls and talk. Girls in Japan love it and they don’t get it enough, and many, go to Host Clubs and pay for guys to flirt and entertain their hairy Jap pussies.

The only way to live like a God in the USA is to be famous and live in Las Vegas and get all the free pussy a-la-cart. But even then, you need to have girls sign papers and go through all that work to make sure one of those cunts doesn’t sue you or better yet, give you a blowjob and when she goes to the bathroom while you think she is spitting out the cum, she is actually putting it up her pussy so she can get pregnant and then not have to work another dog day in her life. I could rant forever but I’ll stop and get to the juice.

Jan Jan (off the Sugamo metro stop)

  • Address – 〒170-0002, 1 Chome-12-3 Sugamo, Toshima, Tokyo 170-0002 (Click here to open in Google Maps) Closets Metro is Sugamo
  • Price – 3,000 Yen for 20 minutes (Equates to about 25 usd)
  • Rating – 7/10 (You will only find a 10/10 if you are Asian and can get into one of the non-foreigner establishments)
  • Overall – Not going to find any stunners, but the blowjob is good and the layout gives you just enough privacy.

Jan Jan sounded like a delight. A foreign friendly blowjob lounge in Tokyo (off the Sugamo metro stop). If you are staying in one of the popular areas in Tokyo like Shibuya or Tokyo Station, you will be a good 30min metro ride away. My recommendation is to stay near the red light district in Shinjuku. There is a pink salon there that I will get to later. I didn’t know exactly where Jan Jan was when I got off the metro stop. I walked around the block a couple times until I saw a man waving at me, as I got closer he waved me down these stairs. I knew then that this was Jan Jan and he was that guy that stands outside all day waving customers in. I bet you this man is way underpaid for the amount of traffic he brings in. If it weren’t for him, I’d never knew they were there. Although, while I was walking on this street, I knew I was on Blowjob Lane, for there were multiple pink salons lined up on this street. I am sure I would have walked into one of them. After he mumbled a few words in Japanese, I went down the stairs. I greeted an old hag, gave him 3,000 Yen. He pointed, “this way buddy” and off we went into the dark lit lounge room. I liked this place from the get go. I somewhat felt like I was in a Japanese Goodfellas movie.

I sat down. Mr. Goodfella comes by and leaves me a nice hot green tea. I take my jacket off and hang it up on the wall to the right, where a handy coat iron was hanging. My girl comes shortly after. She was probably mid to lower 30’s but what do I know about Japanese women. I do know that they age pretty badly. And she didn’t look terribly bad. So this is the reason why I think she was mid to low 30’s. Of course, any Japanese woman over the age of 40 – well just forget it. You know, porn doesn’t lie.. they all have hairy bushes, but at least it ain’t curly. It’s fine oriental pubic hair, like that of silk.

My girl then starts to prepare the wet towels, I assume she is adding some soap or of the equivalent. She orders me, in the nicest and most respectful way, to drop down my pants. Note: there is a used towel underneath me. But I didn’t give a shit. Japanese cum, so what. They are all clean motherfuckers anyway, so what do I have to worry. And ,then there she goes. I’ve had, I’d say, over 300+ blowjobs in my life, and this chick just gave a top 5 blowjob (the best being from a girl in Florianópolis, Brazil). But we all know that feeling after we just came. Leading up to the cum, we think.. “Yeah yeah, yeahhhh it’s so cheap, I am going to get 10 blowjobs in a row, just have her suck all night!” But the moment after the cum I said, “lets go eat, and then we can come back again.” I went to eat and then came back. I didn’t get the same girl and instead, I got another girl and one bad, terribly bad blowjob.

I still love Jan Jan though, especially the high chairs which creates a lot of privacy. I went back a few more times before I left and received some pretty good bjs.. not top 5 but dam good.

Happy Hinomaru

  • Address – アシベ会館, 日本, 〒160-0021 東京都新宿区歌舞伎町2丁目36−3 (Click here to open in Google Maps) – Closest Metro is Seibu-Shinjuku
  • Price – 4,320 Yen for 20 minutes (Equates to about 36 usd)
  • Rating – 6/10
  • Overall – Good blowjob, no privacy.

After my visit to Osaka, where the red light district wasn’t so kind, I was back in Tokyo willing to try another Pink Salon. This time, Happy Himomaru. I had a little trouble finding it as Google Maps is a little off, but not by much. This is what the entrance looks like:

What the entrance of Happy Hinomaru looks like located in shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan

And when you walk in the entrance, you will see a long red staircase upwards. If you are handicapped, forget about it. If you got two healthy legs, start walking up and you should soon see an old man in a suit waiting for you.

You will then walk up these long red stairs when entering Happy Hinomaru.

As I reached the top. The old man was nice and asked me what I would like off the menu. The cheapest was 20 minutes for 4,300 Yen. Now tell me, what girls is going to suck on your cock, good, for more than 20 min straight? The answer is very few, very very few. So of course I only took the 20 min option. Once I cum I am out of there. I can’t speak Japanese and no I am not going to try and small talk them after I cum. These girls are ugly Japanese girls. The play is to cum in her mouth, she will then go to the bathroom, which will give you enough time to put on your jacket and get out of there.

Back to when I entered – So as I got to the top of the stairs entering the place. The old man pointed to a lit up wall with images of the girls available. They all looked very cute, especially one of them. Knowing that pictures can be deceiving, I asked the old man, “which one would you recommend?” and then he pointed to the hottest girl on the menu. I said, “okay”, thinking she would be good. He sits me down, I hang my wet jacket after it had been raining that day, and there I wait. She comes, saggy big tits with a busted face. As long as she ain’t a man, I’ll take a bj. On a scale from 1-10 (1o being the best), I’d give her bj skills a 5. Anything lower than 5 means that she was a biter or that I felt her teeth. She just gave a non-suction blowjob, like as if she was afraid that she would suck some disease out of my dick skin. After about 6 minutes I came. I could have stretched it into 15 or 20 minutes but I was being nice. She started to jerk me off after about 5 minutes into the blowjob. She seemed annoyed that she couldn’t get me off. As a foreign that could also not speak the language, I was not going to try and give her bj pointers. I came soon after she put her mouth over my dong. She spit it out immediately onto the napkin placed below my balls. A few more wet naps for cleaning and I was out of there.

Final Thought

Jan Jan is the best. The spot. Cheap and good. Again, I had a top 5 blowjob there. Why was the blowjob so good you may ask? Let me tell you: No hands at all, all mouth. Balls to the tip and back. Dam good. And she took it happily in the mouth.

Happy Hinomaru does not provide a towel on their couch, so when you pull your pants down, your ass is bare naked on the couch where other bare asses have been. At Jan Jan, they leave a towel on the couch that never gets changed. Both are a bit dirty in that regard. If you are a clean freak, bring your own towel.