Underwear – The Whore Monger

Underwear

i woke up to take a piss
as i pulled down the top of my underwear
i could instantly smell my cock and balls
and whatever else
only when wearing underwear does this happen
boxers let the hair in and out
so not to marinate my balls
i guess i don’t mind that smell
it smells like sex
except this time it’s just my dirty balls
my dresser is 50% underwear and 50% boxers
some days i feel like wearing underwear
others i wear boxers
when the balls feel weak and dangly
i wear underwear
when they are strong
i opt for boxers

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